Chapter 11
 
Link: YOU are the queen?!
 
Queen: I am the brood mother of the lotie. WE ARE A BREED THAT LOVES TO BREED. WE LIVE FOR SEX, AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX WE HAVE OFFSPRING WHO HAVE SEX WHEN THEY'RE BORN IMMEDIATELY! 
 
Link: So… why are you invading Hyrule? You nearly destroyed the entire continent!
 
(The queen is very confused.)
 
Queen: …SEX!
 
(The lights go off, and Link only sees dark and the queen's eyes. This seems too familiar. The toxin kicks in again.)
 
Link: No, I don't want to! I will not!
 
(Link turns into a lotie through a gross, and from Link, a very painful one. After the mutation is complete, the lights go back on. Link is a blade lotie, only he has the master sword as his blade.)
 
Queen: You can be my King!
 
(Queen feels funky.)
 
Queen: One moment, I have to take a crap.
 
(Queen craps out Ganon.)
 
Ganon: Ha! It worked! Zelda is the Queen of the world, and Hyrule is almost destroyed! All except for my home land anyway… Everyone's happy!
 
Link: You're Zelda?!
 
Zelda: Yes, and you'll be my sex toy forever! 
 
(Zelda and Ganon evilly laugh together. While Ganon is laughing, Link gets seriously peeved off that Ganon turned Zelda into a monster, and impales his head. Then Zelda and Link live happily ever after and… um… SEX!)
 
The End