Chapter 2
 
(Outside the forest temple they find about 5 Lotie. 4 Looked like they had switchblades for hands, and the other one looked like a decomposing, rotting mess.)
 
Link: Is it just me, or are all of those humping, making a big tower?
 
Impa: Oh crap, more of these.
 
Link: What, you some too?
 
Impa: Yeah, but I saw ones with wings.
 
(Just then the Lotie notice them. They break up the tower, and start attacking by thrusting their blades at them.)
 
Link: Do you even have a weapon?
 
Impa: I ripped off a claw from one with wings.
 
Link: Good enough.
 
(They mow down the Lotie with ease, and then their carcasses explode with smaller ones that look like they're on steroids.)
 
Impa: What?
 
Link: I don't get it either.
 
(The smaller ones are dispatched by Link's bombs. Then large black ones with stingers come out of the ground, and drag away Impa. They sting Impa many times.)
 
Link: Hold on Impa, I'll take them on.
 
(Link pulls out his bow to try to shoot one, but the one that looks decomposed gets up and starts humping his head. Link gets it off. Impa is gone.)
 
Link: Look what you did! I'll kill you again for that!
 
Zombie Lotie: Hiss.
 
(Link shoots a fire arrow up it's butt, and it burns to a crisp.)
 
Link: Time to find Impa…