Chapter 3
 
(Link leaves the forest, and goes to Town Square to try to tell the King about Impa. When he gets there, though it's infested with Lotie with big spikes on their heads. The townsfolk are fleeing in terror.) 
 
Link: Something's not right about those people…
 
(As one of them is running away, their stomach burst open with lotie, and they were more with switchblades for arms again. All of their attention is drawn towards Link all of a sudden.)
 
Link: I think they spotted me!
 
(Link climbs a tree, while they try to climb it he kicks them off. They all slowly edge towards Link and he shoots ones that come too close with an arrow. After he shot all of them, he goes to the front gate. All the guards are dead, so no one stops him.)
 
Link: Hello, King of Hyrule?
 
(No answer. He busts down the door, and sees, as he opens the door, a lotie with blade arms cutting off his head. The head rolls over to Link.)
 
Blade lotie: Hiss!
 
Link: Oh, no you didn't!
 
(Link makes quick work of the lotie, mainly because there was only one of him in there. After that he goes back to the forest, to do what he should've done: find Zelda. When Link arrives, he sees infested Kokori.)
 
Link: How do they keep doing this?
 
(Link sees a blood lotie infest the forest sage, Saria.)
 
Link: What?
 
Saria: Live for the swarm!
 
Link: Now, I don't want to hurt you or anything, but-
 
Saria: Saria is dead! I live for the swarm! I am a blood lotie! We infest all that is not lotie, and drink their blood! Blood is good! Need blood!
 
Link: Saria isn't dead, but you are.
 
Saria: Huh?
 
(Link pulls off the blood lotie, and smashes it. He does a spin slash, and takes on more of them. After the fight he goes to Saria.)
 
Saria: The toxin…
 
Link: What toxin?
 
Saria: It's taking over me! I must not-
 
(Saria is cut off. She starts gagging, until her right arm looks funky.)
 
Link: What's with you? I never really could understand you.
 
Saria: I feel great!
 
Link: Just a minute ago, you were feeling like crap!
 
(Saria's right arm falls off, and then replacing it is a lotie arm.)
 
Link: Oh, THAT toxin.
 
Saria: Dang, where's a bed that isn't torn apart by lotie when you need one?
 
Link: …What are you implying?
 
(Saria's legs burst off into a double tail.)
 
Saria: I have to start my brood!
 
Link: …I guess it is true. Saria is dead.
 
Saria: That's it! I'm starting my brood right here right now!
 
(Saria's body falls off, but her head stays, it is now on a Lotie's. Link draws his sword, but then Saria knocks him down.)
 
Saria lotie: Take off those pants!
 
Link: No, then I'll look like a kid!
 
(Link stabs and stabs, but he just can't kill the beast that was once a sage.)
 
Saria lotie: It doesn't matter. I want to lay some eggs in your skull!
 
Link: Lotie make no sense.
 
Saria lotie: You WILL mate with me, understand?
 
(Link looks a bit scared at first, but then raises his sword)
 
Link: I can't let them lay more eggs!
 
(Link lobs off the beast arm, the human arm, and the head. The monster explodes in a storm of green goo.)