Alternate ending
 
(Zelda and Ganon evilly laugh together. Link gets out his ocarina.)
 
Ganon: What are you doing?
 
Link: Rewriting history!
 
(Link plays the song of time, and goes back to when Ganon was doing experiments with Zelda. Link is not a lotie in this, because he went back in time.)
 
Ganon: How did you find me?!
 
Link: I Just know that no good will come of this!
 
(Link wrecks his experiment. Ganon disappears after he is done.)
 
Zelda: Great, now get me out!
 
Link: Sure.
 
(Link starts to, but stops for a few seconds.)
 
Link: Did he pump any toxin into your brain that makes you want to screw anything that moves? 
 
Zelda: No.
 
Link: Good. 
 
(Link leaves, and puts Zelda back to the castle. It's a shame though, because his efforts of valor at Gerudo fortress will never be remembered… Or will they? It seems that the Gerudos still know what never happened. Who would've known?)
 
The End