Chapter 4
 
(King found Link in the other graveyard.)
 
King: Going to hell is like visiting the Vegas bunny ranch with a trash bag full of viagra and 100 dollar bills!
 
Link: Your head is seriously warped. 
 
King: I'm still normal. All I want is hell on earth.
 
Link: I feel I am forced to kill you.
 
(Link stabs King, but king turns around, and Link stops to see that Zelda is tied to his back.)
 
King: You have a heart. Only the heartless will survive my wrath! I will eat your heart!
 
Link: I'm not stabbing through her!
 
King: I'd give her to death. I'd make that trade like trading my sanity for power! 
 
Link: You did that!
 
King: I did that faster then a chicken on viagra!
 
Link: Why so much about the viagra?
 
King: It expresses my warped mind. 
 
Zelda: Can you kill him already?
 
Link: Oh, I almost forgot.
 
King: That's it, you will come with me to hell!
 
(King stabs himself with a magic dagger. It opens up a portal to the underworld. He jumps in, and Link follows him.)
 
Link: This could hurt…
 
(Link's skin, flesh, and bone are separated, and he lands in the underworld. His bone materializes first, then his flesh, and lastly his skin.)
 
Link: I think I peed in the portal.
 
King: I saw a yellow puddle in there somewhere. Welcome to your nightmare!
 
(Link lobs King's head off.)
 
King's head: I don't need a body to beat you!
 
(Link picks up King's head, and puts it under a pile o rocks.)
 
Zelda: I wonder if anyone will find his head. Now how will we get out?
 
Link: I think we have to challenge death or something.