Chapter 5
 
(Death comes.)
 
Death: I don't have all day, so here we play evens and odds. I call evens.
 
(Death lost. The number was seven.)
 
Death: Okay, free to go yada yada yada.
 
Link: You expect him to be more evil.
 
Zelda: Dang, this is a short story. Death was too lazy.
 
Link: I agree. Death, get your lazy butt over here! You've been slacking off! You just have to watch your TV and never miss a single episode of animated soap operas! 
 
-This story was ended for Link's bad behavior. After that he started screaming explicative words at death. We are sorry for our inconvenience. If you want a refund, read the brood. It kicks this thing's butt every day of the week. -