I am in a bit of a slump at the moment...I can't hit one deer! and my Freminik Tribe is starving! Have any suggestions on my bow handeling skills? And Roy, Why are you always getting your ass suspended?

Yours truely:
Sigli the Huntsman

Just moments ago a large amount of orcs landed on the coast of Terima and are just itching to lay seige to Clock Town. My border gaurds were killed by these monsters, and thus I sent a small, but hopeful, group of men out. If you don't understand here:

1.Orcs attack the borders of Middle Earth
2.Orcs attack Terima
3.Orcs attack Hyrule
4.Orcs attack RuneScape
etc...

So you see if you do not do something about this... then your kingdom will fall as well...Zelda...We are looking at a war that will change book/game/movie kind...

Sincerly,

Aragorn, King of Gondor

The boards are going crazy!!! HELP! I'm going crazy!!!

Marth: YOU LIAR! You made me and Acco cry!

Roy: Hey Roy! *Waves*

Saria: Would you like a cookie? :P

Link: Are you evil now because you started the fight? Because the villian is always sexy (not including Ganondorf).

Are you the walrus, coo-coo-a-chuu?

Link: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how did they become pickled if they weren't picked by Peter Piper? Or...is pickled peppers some code name for an illegal drug!?

Marth: PET THE KITTY *pets Marth's hair*

Roy: Botha *runs away*

I think Link might be gay. Have you ever noticed how happy he gets when hes wearing his light, girly purple tunic in Soul Caliber 2? Hes like "Oh yhea, come and get me boys, cause I am S-E-X-Y!". At least that's what his _expression says. And in OoT, when you we're hitting on him and he still thought you were a guy, he got all happy and shit. He was like jumping up and down with joy and Squeeing! ...Ok, maybe not, but he didn't stop you did he? No...

See, men have certain needs. Needs that you and I and every female would like to fulfill, but don't need to. We can live without it. But, you see, guys can't.

Yes, sex.

As history and nature has shown us, if there aren't any females around, men will have sex with other men to fulfill these needs. And, you see, I bet it gets pretty lonely at night, out in the middle of nowhere in some filthy little pub with no one friendly around but the drunk guy next to you when you've been travailing for a couple months to save someone, faced with the knowledge that once you save her you won't get the thing you really want. Cause sure, the money and fame is nice, but its not what you really want. Plus, 7 years worth of built up desire don't help, no, not one bit.

And well, maybe Link, you know, kinda just, you know, gave into this desire and, oh, I don't know, found he liked it? You know? Maybe? Probably? Most defiantly? And, you know, they say that after the first night of butt sex a guys thinking changes. He gets all girly. So, yhea. That's what I think happened. Yep.

Plus, I have these photos that I found to prove it! *Holds up photos of Link wearing make up and a sexy bra and underwear posing in a sexy\girlish matter* :D

Ice cream: Check
Pop: Check
Sugar: ...Check!

Zelda, my dear, I shall now attempted to do something I have not done in a long time. I WILL GET SUGAR HIGH THIS NIGHT!!! Now to watch and wait: *Eats the sugary stuff*

I feel....I felll....... OH MY GOD, ITS A MAN!!!! BADGER!!! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Poke* SQUISHY!!! EHEHEHEHEHEHEE!!!

Roy....I lobe you. Will you harry me? We will have many bids!! :D :D :D

SHALL I CRY FOR YOU??? I think I SHALLLLLL!!! FOR TO CRY FOR someone is the sing of monkeys that make us all happy say the sun goes kiki ka kave, vivi ve? AAHAHA. ....IT TWITCHES!!! :D Yes. Aren't I crazy? Yes, I am. FINE, MRS. JACK MY OFF WITH A SPOON, I'LL LEAVE YOU TO SHEATH IN PEACE!!! Haha, isn't this fun? I haven't been this sugar high in ssooo long! I MISSED YOU, SUGAR HIGHNESS!! Man, I love him! *Cries* I miss him so much....

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm a fairy. I dress up in pink and jump off things, trying to fly. Yes. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

Questions:
1.Hey, Mr.Smokey man, may I have a smoke? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE??
2. What will it take to make the rose bloom, mommy?
3. Hello there young child, I'm here to inquire about your spooons?
4. Now its that kinky?
5. Link says he wants to be the master tonight. Is that ok with you?
6. May I lick you?
7. COME ON MAN, DON'T DO THIS MAN, I GOT HAVE MY FIX MAN!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!
8. Did you know that Mrs. Squeaky pants died last night?
9. AM YOU KNOWING ME?!?!
10. Did you go to that at fishnet convention a few weeks ago?
11. Did you know that I have only 6% to go?
12. WHAT AM I?!?!
13. Why?
14. Will you quite staring at me with your glass eye?
15. Hows the view tonight?
16. WHAT DID YOU SEE?!?!

Ah, its wearing off. :( Oh well. 2 hours is long enough. :P